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Moms Demotivational Poster


TAGS: twilight moms
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Tycho124

jameswnash - January 25, 2011, 8:05 pm
and they say men are bad!
WhiteTiger225 - July 20, 2010, 10:53 am
Actor may be 23, but character portrayed is permanently 17. Just because your 4 year old Hentai loli's are voiced by a 30 year old woman, doesn't make them 30 :p
TintedTearz - February 12, 2010, 7:28 am
To be honest, they look around 30. And Robert Pattinson is 23... 7 years diffrence. Not that bad.
DillyRat - February 11, 2010, 4:58 pm
true...SAD...but true
Ed-Hyde - November 19, 2009, 7:18 am
Very true, we just wait that extra year.
Bartimaeus - November 19, 2009, 7:02 am
lol So true! Great job. 5L for sure.
Porcelina - November 18, 2009, 4:12 pm
I am posting this on my facebook... or something.
LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 3:52 pm
Fatt Matt - November 18, 2009, 12:41 pm
Ditto... +5
Sean - November 17, 2009, 10:00 pm
Excellent poster dude, and as of 2 seconds ago, my wife has just laughed more at this poster than she has at all of mine put together. (Yeah, she and I are REAL freakin' soulmates, eh?)


TAGS: challenge great moms
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by PhxDebbie

vindicator - June 29, 2014, 10:43 pm
Ah, nightmarish childhood flashbacks. A brunette June Cleaver, RrreoowwWW
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:10 pm
or fix your own...5L!
sickartist - May 19, 2010, 2:52 pm
Our Moms went to the same school. 5 Tuna Casserole L's
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 12:02 pm
What about My way or the high way?
forseti - May 19, 2010, 10:55 am
If I can trust my mirror, I most of the time took it... 5L
Faceplant31 - May 19, 2010, 10:15 am
Nice one.

MY TWO MOMS - Can beat up your fourteen wives

TAGS: my two moms beat up
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Budog

DavidEMartin - August 8, 2011, 4:52 pm
I LIKE it !
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 10:43 pm

oh ouch

MOMS - Even Hells Angels have them.


OVERPROTECTIVE MOMS - This time they've gone too far

TAGS: moms random
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by wampyre

aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 3:07 pm
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:12 pm
Isn't that X-Box's new "Massage Hero"?


Things Mom Taught Me -

TAGS: time travel sayings moms
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:08 pm
Haha I guess I got off easy compared to you...thanks for sharing ipa.
MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:07 pm
With my mom I didn't need a time machine! Glad I gave ya a good laugh Papa!
ipaprime - April 25, 2013, 8:12 am
only next week, it was always next month for me
PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 7:45 am


TAGS: moms booze
Rating: 4.58/5

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HOLIDAY DISHES - Getcherbutt out here and help!

TAGS: moms
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

EmilioDumphque - December 28, 2012, 3:20 pm
Another P. J. O'Rourke quote: "How much equality, power and money does a woman have to have before it's OK to punch her in the mouth?"
PapaFox - December 27, 2012, 7:32 pm
LOL Miss! My dad had a tradition he enforced on the holidays - mom/daughters did the cooking, dad/sons did the dishes afterwards.
MissPriss - December 27, 2012, 6:37 pm
I told my mom once if ya want a dishwasher then go buy one cuz I'm not one. Like I said...once. It's amazing how fast a mom is with a dishtowel. Still got a mark on my leg teehee.


TAGS: wow 40yr old virgins nice tail your moms
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

hootizz - September 11, 2010, 4:25 am
'Bet Ya She Likes It Doggy Style'..!! Sorry guys, I just had to add that.., could not resist...
Cubbybear - September 10, 2010, 10:01 am
Not into ribs


TAGS: i will save the world without ever leaving my moms basement
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

forseti - April 3, 2010, 5:12 pm
so true! 5
TheTrashHeap - March 15, 2010, 8:53 pm
Did you just quote an actor? Are we supposed to take that seriously?
Anonymous2 - March 14, 2010, 1:21 pm
Losing my anonymity in this world I think is something that I find terrifying. - Alex O'Loughlin
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:19 pm
Many unknowns united in a quest to achieve a goal that they haven't thought through well enough.
Treehodger - March 13, 2010, 8:23 pm
Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit. Great fucking song. Been listening to it all day. Also, great poster. 5 double breasted suits!
Bartimaeus - March 13, 2010, 6:48 pm
Anonymity is overrated...unless you have a really embarrassing job...
lesterinside - March 13, 2010, 5:52 pm
I bow to that. 5L!!!

MY MOM'S ADVICE - Sex is wonderful when it is between a man and a woman... Just make sure you pick the right man and woman!

CHANGE OF HEART - Mom's usually welcome the news of their daughters new found love...till they find out about the 30 year age gap.

GREYBEARDS - We bring excitement to your life... ...if it weren't for the kids, you would stay.

TAGS: greybeards love moms cubby
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

MercAlert - March 8, 2012, 6:22 pm
If only I had a pants-cat.
FredricT - January 9, 2011, 11:52 am
Good thing she got the kids away. They might have wanted to play with that kitty

MY MOM'S ADVICE - Thin ice is the smoothest... So stop crying, put on your skates and go for it! Ya lil bastard...


TAGS: sean connery never met my moms k
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 17, 2009, 1:23 am
If this tractor's a rockin' there's at least one sheep on board.
rockntractor - October 17, 2009, 1:08 am
I'm glad you have found something to do that keeps you home!
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 3:07 am
...and this is HILARIOUS!
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:23 pm
Hey, Bart. Palin never stated she could see Russia from her house, that was SNL. She stated you can see Russia from an island in Alaska. Just want you to have facts, so you're not considered another blind hater spreading lies, bud.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:19 am
Really? You're going to give me a car? I would have settled for a credit card number.
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 1:14 am
High comment count = dodge viper.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 1:08 am
Of course it goes up to 11 ... so over-all, she remained in my good graces.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 1:08 am
I swear, Cindy McCain dropped 2 and a half points on my internal MILF-O-Meter when I saw her talk that very talking point during an interview shortly after Palin got to nod.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:06 am
I hate typos, but at least they bring up my comment count.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:05 am
can *see* Russia
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:04 am
Dude, I'd be careful if I were you. She could be watching right now, from a helicopter, lining up her shot. You know she's got great eyesight, too, because she can Russia from her house.
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 1:02 am
How does a pro-lifer work at an Arby's?
Sean - September 19, 2009, 1:00 am
But of course she's more qualified to manage that Arby's than the Potus!
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:59 am
And even he thinks Palin's unfit to manage an Arby's.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:58 am
And teach that dumbass how ta use a rubber while yer at it ... so's we don't have to mobilize on that idjit's behalf agin.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 12:48 am
I am a proud member of the Anti-Shotgun Wedding Coalition. FREE LEVI!!!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:46 am
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:45 am
True, WTFO. In fact I beter not even mention that Beck as a young daughter cause look what the left loons did to Palin's family.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:57 pm
Don't waste the typing, PKP. I provided the video and still no logic set in. He drove the Van Jones story, the ACORN story, he continues on and all the left has are personal attacks vs disproving any of his reports. Attack when your position is that weak.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
Nope, this fat chick weeps an honest tear. Bet you do too.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 11:53 pm
Really, I'm beginning to see the "he's out for profit" argument as equally as invalid as the "they're racist" argument for anti Obama protesters. I think they guy truly cares about America; you can't fake the tears when he talks about his daughter.
Sean - September 16, 2009, 5:51 pm
Oh, that could mean we're related on my mother's side.
Lex - September 16, 2009, 5:48 pm
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! - Tim
Sean - September 16, 2009, 3:02 pm
And my memory of the footage is correct: I remember him saying earnestly and in all seriousness: we can't debunk them (meaning at that time, back in March).
Sean - September 16, 2009, 2:53 pm
and profit. My hero.
Sean - September 16, 2009, 2:53 pm
Great, the story Glenn Beck first presented to Fox viewers back in March, looking all wide-eued and concerned, footage which I saw myself, he has finally decided to "debunk". He gave the story legs and then he taketh them away. Fearmongering for fun
WTFO - September 15, 2009, 11:39 pm
Here's your answer in his own words. I told you that you need to change your sources because they are full of lies about consrvatives: http://www.freedomslighthouse.com/2009/04/glenn-beck-debunks-fema-concentration.html
Sean - September 15, 2009, 6:42 pm
So the Fema concentration camps for Conservatives are still pending?
WTFO - September 15, 2009, 6:37 pm
Can anyone disprove any of his statements? He was right on Van Jones and other czars. Nobody can disprove his statements so you attack him personnally. It must be sad to not have any facts on your side.
Rolls Eyes - September 15, 2009, 10:19 am
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:36 am
Everyone there is fairly unbalanced.
darkangel98s - September 14, 2009, 11:22 pm
nope. Gotta love Foxy Boobs.
MrRandom - September 14, 2009, 11:04 pm
Gotta love Fox News

Motherly Love -

TAGS: moms children concern love
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 29, 2014, 11:26 am
Aww, thanks for noticing hun (self: don't let pms side show)
GaryO - August 29, 2014, 11:01 am
Just a bit of empathy, Missy. No worries. All good. Nothing in the realm of the dept of masochism or anything like that going on here. My you look lovely today (self: watch out for the chainsaw smoking female chimp….sheesh)
MissPriss - August 29, 2014, 10:27 am
Should I be concerned about you? Hold that thought for a second...need to fuel up the chainsaw.
GaryO - August 29, 2014, 8:21 am
oh yeah, this is good...damm good

That Face -

MTV's Spring Break -


TAGS: my moms sister is married to my uncle
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheTrashHeap - April 7, 2010, 10:04 pm
Excellent! 5Lions! You got a problem with that?
Sean - April 7, 2010, 9:24 pm
So-called "reputable breeders" are over-rated. Shame.
BoneCD - April 7, 2010, 9:23 pm
Hey, they lasted longer than my pet rock...it died before I could get it home.
Sean - April 7, 2010, 9:19 pm
My condolences, Bone. And my thanks as well for that unbeckoned glimpse into the darker recesses of what I can only assume is the culture of sea monkey custodianship.
BoneCD - April 7, 2010, 9:16 pm
*sigh* Mine could never play baseball...so I changed the stadium and they all died!
Sean - April 7, 2010, 8:53 pm
Or in my case, orphan my sea monkeys -- metaphorically speaking of course, they've never met their real father. Poor bastards.

Found Another One -

TAGS: moms life lessons logic
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 19, 2013, 2:05 am
Could be! I never dared look her in the face as a child...teehee. Thanks for the read.
BoneCD - June 18, 2013, 5:04 pm
Let me see...mom's a blonde too.

Things Mom Taught Me -

Today -

TAGS: moms kids frazzled today lies quote
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Greeny - October 19, 2015, 9:18 pm
See the problem? The wooden spoon is still hanging on the wall...
JesusWept - October 19, 2015, 8:00 am
Same sh*t every day. Only the depth varies. L L L L L
mizzdizz - October 19, 2015, 7:27 am
...but each lap thru gets worse than the time be for... LOL! 5L!

GIRLS NIGHT OUT - The consequences of enjoying one too many.